vaginalcream:

at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot

(Source: pricksatmywindow)

You love us equally do you mum? Nick gets a fucking back massage every night and I get yelled at until I cry. Awesome.

Got back from the gym only to have mum tell me she made me cookies. Bitch trying to make me fatter.